Prophet Jane: The Most Unreliable of Them All

We're the Prophets of Doom, a team of seers who see the world in shades of doom and gloom. Well, except for Jane, who just sees cats. And sometimes pizza. And occasionally, her cat eating pizza.

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Prophet Jane's Prophecies of Doom:

• Tomorrow, someone will spill coffee on their shirt.
• The cat will not be impressed by your outfit.
• Someone, somewhere, will eat an entire pizza by themselves.
• Prophet Jane will forget her own name.

Disclaimer: We make no promises these prophecies will come to pass. Or that we'll actually remember our names.